the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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