smell my finger.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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