Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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