Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i believe in u and ur pee
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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