didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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