I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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