I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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