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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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