I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize