I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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