Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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