Dual....:-)
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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