can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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