So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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