Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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