I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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