Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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