just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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