i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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