the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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