i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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