no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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