I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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