is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
ttyl tear gas
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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