So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
