How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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