Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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