oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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