how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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