Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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