Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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