dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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