New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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