are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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