i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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