Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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