I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Alive.
So much puke
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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