So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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