with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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