no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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