census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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