thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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