what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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