So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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