Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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