just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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