Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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