i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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