maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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