he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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