My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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