It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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