All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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