I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This baby is an asshole
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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