It's like God shit irony all over that family
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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