Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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